OK, what have we learned from this?

I learned yesterday that, when you are operating on about two hours of sleep, and when you haven't eaten very much, and you go to a party and drink one half of a drink (and you are already an embarrassingly cheap drunk), your body will decide that it has had enough of your abuse and simply shut down.

I was practically asleep on the floor of my friend's house. At her surprise party. I should send flowers or something...

I made it back home safely and was in bed before midnight. Oh, yeah. This is how Catholic school girls party.