Exhibit A) A Spice Girls reunion, sans crazy hair, trashy outfits, childish nicknames, and with a few offspring in tow.
Exhibit B) A Backstreet Boys reunion, sans 1/5 of the group (run for your life, Kevin!).
Exhibit C) A Jackson 5 reunion, sans any lingering goodwill from the public and Michael's original face.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it falls to you to reach a verdict on where the music industry is going and why they are in that hand basket.
Deliberations begin tomorrow at 9am. Madame Foreperson, bring doughnuts. We're adjourned.
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