Dear Immune System:
You have done an admirable job defending against enemy forces for the past week. However, your resolve is beginning to weaken and it is beginning to affect your station.
Therefore, as your commander in chief, I hereby request that you stand down and surrender to enemy forces. We shall negotiate peaceful terms and you shall finally have rest.
In return, the body that you defend shall become ill, but once the enemy forces have run their course, it shall rise again, better, stronger, and faster.
Regards,
Molly
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