Do you have any idea where I might find an outfit remniscent of Bette Midler?
You see, my family is a bit insane and we spice up each year's Christmas party with a theme. This year's is "Rock 'n Roll" Christmas.
Why, you may ask, do we have themed Christmases? I have no idea. Apparently we're all insane. It's the shortest answer I can devise.
Why Bette Midler?
The Divine Miss M. was the only redhead I could think of.
So now I need to swoop in like the gay diva that I am and have a nice, Bette Midler outfit. Any ideas?
No? Oh, well, thank you for your time. I'll just have to hit the rest of the thrift stores for help. Thank you very much. Have a Merry Christmas and a divine new year. Uh-huh. Buh-bye.
3 comments:
value village?
No, that was my imaginary conversation with an imaginary sales clerk in my frustrated efforts to get a Bette Midler dress. I finally found one at Red Light.
madsens rule
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